oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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