the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
we're so committed to being not committed
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