I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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