Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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