your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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