Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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