Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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