I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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