Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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