She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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