Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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