and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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