And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I AM VODKA MAN
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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