so that wasnt chicken after all
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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