He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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