who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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