when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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