Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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