He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
