3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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