he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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