So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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