I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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