yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So many bounce houses so little time
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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