try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he shaved USA in his pubs
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We have so much sex to catch up on
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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