I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
