He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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