Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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