whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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