to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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