That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
