what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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