I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So apparently I’m into choking now
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