You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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