So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I'm going to jail i love you
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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