Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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