so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
