Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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