But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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