yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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