i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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