i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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