He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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