some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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