My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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