it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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