just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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