So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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