i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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