S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
